Category Archives: pokémon

A Spirit Pokémon Appears

By Roy | Published: December 17, 2010
The other day I became aware of the being that is my spirit pokémon: Kecleon. The process involved fasting and wandering in the forest for three days. The experience brought me closer to death than I’ve been in my life — I was constantly on the brink of consciousness; reality and hallucinations blurred [...]
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Kotowari’s Favorite Things

By Roy | Published: November 29, 2010
I may not have the raw disposable income to give away bees like Oprah, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t things that I like.  Maybe you know someone with similar tastes as me, maybe not.  Either way here is a list of some things I am excited to own, or anticipate owning in the near [...]
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Pokémon Black and White: All 155 New Pokémon Revealed

By Roy | Published: September 16, 2010
A lot of people weren’t happy with the new starter evolutions for Pokémon Black and White. Maybe 152 other pokémon will make you feel better? A lot of them are crazy. Really crazy. Like this thing which carries a stick that turns into a beam and then some pillars: Too bad it’s [...]
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Pokémon Black and White Starter Evolutions: Wotter Rant

By Roy | Published: September 8, 2010
The evolved forms of the Pokémon Black and White starters have finally been revealed. They are abominations; clearly not made under the watchful eye of a benevolent god nor from generations of positive mutations being passed down via evolution.  No.  These creatures — most specifically the otter — are wretched beings. Pre-Order Now! Perhaps I should explain [...]
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Chimera: Full Disclosure

By Roy | Published: May 19, 2010
Yesterday the video game world was abuzz with talk of Rockstar’s newest release, Red Dead Redemption. It was hard to be at the office, watching through the window of Twitter as friends enjoyed the game and glowing reviews popped up all over the web.  The only thing keeping me from bolting home was a [...]
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