Hero 30: Talk-Variety

By Roy | Published: March 4, 2009

Japan surely spanks us good when it comes to making commercials for video games. It feels like all I ever see are commercials for Dumb Sports game 2KX (where X= the current year+11 months). Anyway, Marvelous Entertainment just posted 2 commercials for Hero 30, both of which are pretty hilarious. The CMs show what it would be like if Hero 30 was interviewed on a Japanese talk show. It’s quite clear that he is uh… pressed for time:

Host: Now we have our guest, Mr. Hero! So, you have to save the world in 30 seconds at any cost?
Hero: Is it OK if I go? Because I don’t even have 30 seconds!!

Host: Now we have our guest, Mr. Hero! So, you have to save the world in 30 seconds at any cost?
Hero: The key! The key!! …Open the… How many seconds is it now?
Host: 12, 13, 14..
Hero: Whaa I have to go! Because I don’t even have 30 seconds!!

Isn’t Hero 30’s face priceless during the interviews? I also love how he is wearing a nice watch over his gauntlet.

This makes me miss Japanese commercials. I don’t know why but I find them much less irritating than those in the States. There is this one guy in Connecticut… named Bob… he sells furniture. I hate him so much.

There is this other guy named Tom… he trades cash for retarded people’s jewelry and then invites them to talk in his commercials.

Hero 30! Save us from shitty commercials!