Japan surely spanks us good when it comes to making commercials for video games. It feels like all I ever see are commercials for Dumb Sports game 2KX (where X= the current year+11 months). Anyway, Marvelous Entertainment just posted 2 commercials for Hero 30, both of which are pretty hilarious. The CMs show what it would be like if Hero 30 was interviewed on a Japanese talk show. It’s quite clear that he is uh… pressed for time:
Host: Now we have our guest, Mr. Hero! So, you have to save the world in 30 seconds at any cost?
Hero: Is it OK if I go? Because I don’t even have 30 seconds!!
Host: Now we have our guest, Mr. Hero! So, you have to save the world in 30 seconds at any cost?
Hero: The key! The key!! …Open the… How many seconds is it now?
Host: 12, 13, 14..
Hero: Whaa I have to go! Because I don’t even have 30 seconds!!
Isn’t Hero 30’s face priceless during the interviews? I also love how he is wearing a nice watch over his gauntlet.
This makes me miss Japanese commercials. I don’t know why but I find them much less irritating than those in the States. There is this one guy in Connecticut… named Bob… he sells furniture. I hate him so much.
There is this other guy named Tom… he trades cash for retarded people’s jewelry and then invites them to talk in his commercials.
Hero 30! Save us from shitty commercials!
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What? You don’t enjoy shrill balding men surrounded by stop-motion animated talking furniture? And I don’t BELIEVE that you don’t enjoy watching an old woman and her dog thanking her dead husband for leaving her BROKEN JEWRRRY to pawn off to a Southern caricature of an old man.
“fuck good ole tom’s and fuck central connecticut ”
Best comment I ever read on YouTube.
I think that about sums up my feelings as well. :x
Fuck that decrepit old Texan. I went in there once to sell my jewel-encrusted NG5 beanie and he was only going to give me $26. Then this dumb broad behind be had 2 broken earrings that she got from a vending machine at Shaw’s, and he paid her $3000 …..
fuck.
Shiiiiiiit. I’d pay 3000 dollars for a jewel encrusted NG5 beanie, along with a 3000 dollar jewel encrusted Roy scarf.
I do fancy a fine scarf. But I suppose I would be able to part with it if I knew it was going into good hands.
Wow, I wish fun stuff like this would happen here…but noooo, Nevada just has to suck that hard.
Also, funny videos, makes me want to play the game even more now!